(Source: iambeyoncealways)
you can get addicted to a certain kind of sandwich
for reals
(Source: ohddaniellee)
the first thing I look for in a girl is if she has friends … thats a good indicator if she’s tolerable post coitus.
you know those girls … the ones that have a bunch of “guy friends” …
They’d like you to believe that its because they are SO beautiful that other girls are super jealous of them … Or because guys just “get” them better than girls do …
BUT most of the time its just because they are bloodsucking super whores that no one wants to deal with.